How to order your pillow
Four steps between your favorite photo and a pillow that is ugly on purpose.
Choose your pillow style
Two ways to go: play it straight, or hand us the steering wheel.
Original
Your photo printed exactly as you sent it, cut to follow the outline of your subject. Want to see it first? Message us after ordering and we will send a proof.
Shop the original pillowSurprise me
We pick the wonderfully awkward body we think suits your photo best. That is half the fun and at least 80% of the chaos. No proofs — that would ruin it.
Shop the surprise me pillowWant more than one face on the pillow? Try the group pillow — just pick the right number of faces before ordering.
Choose your pillow size
Pick the size that fits the moment, from desk-sized to gloriously oversized. Because every design follows the shape of your photo, the exact width and height vary slightly. All available sizes are listed on each product page.
Upload your photo
The better the photo, the better we can make you look wonderfully ugly. Phone photos are perfectly fine as long as they are clear.
Works beautifully
- Taken from the front, in good light
- The whole face is visible and in focus
- Sharp and high-resolution — no tiny crops
- One subject per face slot you selected
Causes extra ugliness
- Sunglasses, hair or hands covering the face
- Heavy shadows, backlight or very dark rooms
- Blurry screenshots or heavily zoomed photos
- Subject far away or turned away from the camera
We adjust placement, brightness and print quality for you, but we cannot rescue a photo that is extremely blurry, dark or cropped. When in doubt, send it to us before ordering.
Place your order
Double-check your details and mailing address before you check out. Every pillow is made from scratch for you, so orders cannot be changed once production starts. Production and delivery times are shown on each product page — order early if it is a gift for a birthday, holiday, breakup, family reunion or other important embarrassment.
Free shipping on all US orders.